momwrecker

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

momwrecker

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

mu5icliz

Mary, John and Sherlock witness Baby Watson’s first words.

vulcansausage:

sherlockedmalfoy1997real:

Mary: say Mama sweetie, Ma-ma…

John: no, say Dada! Da-da!

Baby Watson: … …

Mary: come on, say it! Mah-mah..

John: try it, baby. Dah-dah!

Baby Watson: …Ma-da.. mah-dah..

Mary: no, it’s ma-Mah!

John: it’s Da-da, actually!

Baby Watson: mah-dah… mur-der.. MURDER!

Mary: …

John: …what the f—

Mary and John: ……………SHERLOCK!!!!!!!

Sherlock: 

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